A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
排在我们前面的一位女士指着通知感慨到:“相信我,如果我真有20元以上的大票, 我就肯定不来这吃饭了。”