为什么奥巴马的贺电发晚了 understand, leader, former, 奥巴马, care

fhqissy

中国选新核心，这可是大事，那边奥巴马已经守在热线上了，单等着人一确定就马上发贺电。这不，电话响了。
"Mr. President，CPC has now a new leader."

"Ok, tell me who is the new leader."

"Sorry, sir, Hu is no longer the leader, but Xi is."

"She is? Is she a woman?"

"No, sir, Xi is a gentleman."

"What? I don't understand. Anyway, who is she?"

"No, sir, Hu is not Xi. Hu is the former leader and Xi is newly elected."

"I don't care who is the former leader. I just want to know who is the successor."

"No, sir, Hu is not the leader, Xi is the successor."

"Who is she?"

"Hu is not Xi, sir."

"Don't tell me who is not she. My question is, WHO IS SHE!"

"But, sir, I can only say, Hu is really not Xi."

"......"

"......"

"YOU ARE FIRED!"

kobe

haha

601767

哈哈，太搞了