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Spring building

Suppose you need to spring building,

If you want to become a meat paste invite 10th floor to come,

If you should be forthright, one point invites 9th floor to come,

If you want to take a breathe invite 8th floor to come,

If you think of the words struggling invite 7th floor to come,

If you want to keep last words invite 6th floor to come,

If you miss maimed person only invite 5th floor to come,

If you think of be hospitalized for inviting 4th floor to come,

If you are pure think that the frightening invites 3rd floor to come,

If you are interested in only invite the first floor to come,

If you want to be condemned neuropathy invite the ground floor to come,

If your springing ability is good invite a basement to come! ~ ~ ~ ~


假如你要跳楼,

如果你想变成肉酱请到十楼,

如果你要痛快一点请到九楼,

如果你还想喘口气请到八楼,

如果你还想挣扎的话请到七楼,

如果你还想留遗言请到六楼,

如果你只是想残废请到五楼,

如果你只想住院请到四楼,

如果你纯粹想吓人请到三楼,

如果你只是感兴趣请到二楼,

如果你想被骂神经病请到一楼,

如果你弹跳力好请到地下室!~~~~

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