W:Ron, what are you doing?
M:Ah, nothing. I’m just looking up some information on the Internet.
W:Like what? Let me see.
M:No, no, it’s okay. I mean, you know…
W:Baldness? What are you looking that up for? I… I mean, (1) __________________.
M:Ah, there you go. Bringing it up again!
W:No. I mean it. You look great! Honestly, it’s not that bad.
M: Hey, I get enough of it from friends and, and, the people at work, and now from you!
W:Well, (2) ____________________? I think you’d look great.
M:Oh, no. And have it slip off my head on to my date’s dinner plate as I lean over to kiss her?
W:Well, have you ever thought about seeking medical advice? There are new advances in medicines that not only retard hair loss, but help regenerate new growth.
M: Ah, (3) __________________________________________.
W:Well, what about accepting the fact that you’re just losing your hair?
M: I just can’t give up hope. I know appearances shouldn’t matter, but I don’t know. I just feel that women just avoid me.
W:Come on! You can’t be serious.
M:No, really. I’ve seen it many times. It just, I don’t know…