- UID
- 12794
- 帖子
- 8757
- 积分
- 11224
- 学分
- 55317 个
- 金币
- 800 个
- 在线时间
- 799 小时
|
刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
清闲,面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“hello.”
美国人:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
美国人:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?”
美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look.all people are playing,no people have
time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
美国人:“good heavens.anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet a little,you daodi have what
thing?”
美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”
美国人吐血。。。 |
|