The Cat and the Birds The, Cat, Birds

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HEARING that the Birds in an aviary were ill, a Cat went to them
and said that he was a physician, and would cure them if they would
let him in.

  "To what school of medicine do you belong?" asked the Birds.

  "I am a Miaulopathist," said the Cat.

  "Did you ever practise Gohomoeopathy?" the Birds inquired, winking
faintly.

  The Cat took the hint and his leave