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爆冷的三字经英文翻译版

人之初 : At the begining of life.
性本善 : Sex is good.
性相近 : Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远 : But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教 : If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁 : Sex will leave you..
教之道 : The way of learning it
贵以专 : is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处 : chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学 : If you don”t study hard,
断机杼 : Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 : Dou, the Famous
有义方 : owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 : All his five son took it
名俱扬 : and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 : If your children don”t know how to do it,
父之过 : It is all your fault.
教不严 : If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 : their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 : You may refuse to study this
非所宜 : but that is a real mistake
幼不学 : If you don”t learn it in childhood,
老何为 : you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 : If you don”t exercise your dick,
不成器 : It won”t become hard and strong.
人不学 : If you don”t learn sex,
不知义 : You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

OMG!

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古圣人知道了要跳脚。

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再加个跳楼。。。。。。

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估计是中国人翻译的

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估计是中国人翻译的
雨落风残 发表于 2011-8-3 15:29

Of course,foreigner don't know the meaning of these sentences.

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雷到了!!!

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人不学 : If you don”t learn sex

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