12月8日故事：笨小孩 故事, 小孩

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A dumb boy
笨小孩
A young boy enters a barber shop
and the barber whispers to his customer...
This is the dumbest kid in the world.
Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand
and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks,
"Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber.
That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves,
he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store.
Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters
instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied,
Because the day I take the dollar,
the game's over!

中文大意
一个小男孩走进一家理发店
理发师低声对他的顾客说
我再也没有见给比这小孩更笨的了
你看着,我证明给你看
理发师拿出一美元的钞票放在手上
另一只手上则拿着两个25美分的硬币
把小孩叫到跟前问:你想要哪只手上的呀？
男孩拿着那两个25美分的硬币走了
瞧，我刚才怎么跟你说的，理发师说
那小子，就不会学精点
过了一会，顾客离开了理发店
他看见刚才那个小男孩从一家雪糕店里走出来
嘿，小家伙，我可以问你一个问题吗？
你为什么不拿那一美元而拿那两个25美分呢？
小男孩舔了一口雪糕说：
我要是拿了那一美元的，那剪发的再也不会给我钱了

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